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I was driving to work today, as I do most days of the week, and noticed a church sign. Now I enjoy reading church signs even if they bug me sometimes - 'cause who I am to turn down a free pun (that's what most of them end up being anyway). Anyhow, thanks to the Church Sign Maker, I have roughly recreated it for you here:





This had me wondering. There's no sort of punctuation between the lines...and even if there was, it would not flow into any recognizable English sentence. Even if you added a "TO" between the lines, the message just becomes kinda creepy.

So, I think the church is using guilt to make people feel bad about not following the Ten Commandments. Obviously, they are just making a regular statement of fact.

The youngest of the Intergalactic Mold People always show deference to their progenitors. Shouldn't you do the same?
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